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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Witch's brew


In the spirit of Hallow's Eve, I would like to share a recipe of a cough medicine you can brew on your own. Mommy Stella gave it to me. I also feel it is apt--what with the Celtic-borne holiday--since it is called Witch's brew.

My roommate and I tried this when a particularly stubborn cough refused to leave us be for at least three consecutive days. Pastilan!

I cannot even begin to tell you what was more embarrassing, the constipated goose-like heavy panting after a three-minute barking spiel or the burble segue of phlegm that sounds like a rickety carburetor of a Ford Cortina at the most inappropriate times.

Nevertheless, my roommate and I guarantee this "brew" really works. The Witch's brew is good in quelling that stubborn and tickly cough--I've tried it. It is the next best thing to Menthodex because it is cheap.

Actually, it is more effective than all the "all-organic" crap the enterprising local radio block timers hawk on their equally crappy commentary shows air, combined.

Digression. Talking of "wonder drugs" that has been flooding the market of the gullibles, I recall their ridiculous marketing blurbs.

Oh, sorry for rambling, brews. Here's the recipe.

Witch's Brew

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 Tablespoon honey
1 Tablespoon apple cider vinegar 

Mommy Stella recommends you use the unfiltered vinegar--Bragg. She said not to use Heinz or Del Monte brands since these are not only filtered, these are also distilled.

Yeah, I know. I, too, asked her how much Bragg is paying her for endorsing their unfiltered vinegar. Just joking mamu. d^_^\m/

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

More tricks than treat

Everyday is Halloween in the Philippines.

Yes, I'm talking about the pagan ritual that has somehow found its way into the culture and tradition in the only Christian-predominant country in the southeast Asia.

But it is not the fun kind of Halloween. Here, it is mostly trick rather than treat. Worse, the "tricks" are done by creatures far scarier than the undead and ghouls--politicians.




A Halloween story: Tuyor's special Adobo


Note: reblogged 
"Even though I cooked it very well, there’s still a curious aftertaste when I ate it.”

HE had less than an hour to finish. His family—he thought—might start suspecting where he got the main ingredient for their supper so late in the evening.
Jovencio Tuyor crazily chopped the onions, garlic, hurriedly crushes the paminta seeds and crumpled the laurel leaves. Simultaneously, he broiled his prized meat he got that evening. “Maybe this would lessen the pungent smell of the meat,” he muttered.

After broiling the meat for 20 or so minutes, he marinated it with vinegar and soy sauce in a pot. He poured all the ingredients he chopped earlier, dashed it with some rock salt and monosodium glutamate and let the contents broil again for another 20 minutes.

Moments later, Jovencio hollered to his wife and kids. “Dinner is ready guys,” he said in vernacular.

It had been a long dry spell without eating meat and kids were famished, the Tuyors ate their repast that night with gusto.

Earlier that evening of September 30, this year, Jovencio, his eldest son Melchor, Rey Dadole, Arante Maravillas and brothers Johnny and Junmar Candar had been drinking in a village store. They were neighbors in Naawan—a sleepy coastal town 30 minutes away from Cagayan de Oro city.

After about 30 minutes into their drinking, the group decided to part ways and call it a night. Ten to 15 meters en route to their respective homes, Arante, Johnny and Junmar heard an eerie shriek. Realizing it was Rey’s voice frantically yelling “mama tabang”—they rushed to where the shouts came from.

When they trained their flashlight to where the voice came from they saw Rey, his back to the ground, while Jovencio was striding him plunging and hacking the boy with a scythe. With each lunges and hacks, they could hear the boy’s blood oozing to the grassy ground, where at one moment they even thought they heard it bubbling as Rey gargled his own blood.

Noticing the light, Jovencio looked up to his drinking buddies. “Dili baya mo magsaba bai ha,” in between heavy panting, he calmly said.

Scared out of their wits, they scrambled to their homes but Melchor remained with his father. Jovencio then scalped half of Rey’s face including one of his earlobes. Not contented, he lopped off the boy’s arm-muscles—both the triceps and bicep—up to his elbow. Father and son, then, hurriedly left for their home.

Estenely, Rey’s mother, having last seen him afternoon of September 30—worried sick—finally decided to file for a missing person at the Naawan Police on wee hours of October 2.

That same day, hours later, Naawan Police found Rey’s mutilated corpse lying on a grassy knoll not far from where the witnesses said they had a drinking spree. Half of his face was missing as well as almost half of his left arm, while 31 stabs and hack wounds were found in the different parts of his torso.

Rev. Sanny Limbag—a minister of the United Church of Christ in the Philippines (UCCP) in Naawan for six years—said that blinding rage may have pushed Jovencio to commit the grisly acts.

Unknown to Rey’s mother and a couple of weeks before that fateful drinking spree, Melchor got mauled in one of the town’s dark alleys. He was pounded so hard he had to go to their village clinic. While recuperating, he identified Rey as his attacker to his father, Jovencio.

However, Jovencio had been known in their village to have committed other disturbing practices.

His neighbors said they once saw him eat a Carabao meat raw after rustling it from a neighboring sitio. Jovencio had also been known to include cat meat in his family’s meals (According to his wife, he was the cook of the family.).

Jovencio was arrested by SPO1 Arnold Sacabin, PO3 Cirilo Manco Sr, PO2 Jope Cagabcab and PO1 Senador Ostero of the Naawan Police Station hours after finding Rey’s body.

During his preliminary inquest last October 23, Jovencio showed no sign of remorse or regret as he stared blankly at the prosecutor who peppered him with questions.

Arante Maravillas and brothers Johnny and Junmar Candar—who stood as witnesses—denied having partaken of Rey’s flesh and subsequently release from the municipal jail where they were held after Jovencio’s arrest.

Melchor—and the rest of the Tuyors—have since left town, leaving Jovencio on his own in Misamis Oriental Provincial Jail, where he is currently being detained awaiting his formal trial.

There he confessed to local media he cooked and ate Rey’s flesh with his family.

“Even though I cooked it very well, there’s still a curious after taste when I ate it,” Jovencio had told media in the vernacular.

Back in Naawan, the people still talk about the incident albeit in hushed tones. Rural grapevine had since abuzz and the sleepy coastal town west of this city will never be the same again.

“After the Tuyor incident, the people here were never the same. I know this will forever be etched in the memories of the people here,” said Limbag.

(All anecdotal situations are based on real events, affidavits of witnesses, police reports and the accounts of the self-confessed cannibal, himself.)

Pinaka madilim na tanghali


Lyrics: Cong Corrales 
Music: Lynyrd Aleksei Corrales

Intro: Bm--D--Em--Bm (2x) ;---F#7 (hold)


Pinaka Madilim na tanghaliSa kasaysayan ng bayanLimampu't-walong buhayPinagbabaril, walang iniwan` Kailan ba, kailan ba   Makamit ang katarungan (2x)

(Stanza chords: Bm--E7sus+9--C#m7--F7~F#7)

Ika 23 ng NobyembreTanghali ay naging gabiIsang gahamang angkanNa malapit sa MalacanangHayok sa kapangyarihanBatas ay kinamkamLahat ng sumawayWalang awang pinaslangPati abogado't mamamahayag

Your cruel hand



Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, 
So do our minutes hasten to their end, 
Each changing place with that which goes before
In sequent toil all forwards do contend. 
Nativity, once in the main of light, 
Crawls to maturity, wherewith, being crowned, 
Crooked eclipses gainst his precious pride 
And Time that gave, doth now his gift confound. 
Time doth transfix the flourish set on youth, 
And delves the parallels in beauty's brow, 
Feeds on the rarities of nature's truth, 
And nothing stands but for his scythe to mow; 
And yet, to times, in hope, my verse shall stand, 
Praising thy worth, despite your cruel hand.

Seize the day

Junk RA 10175
Challenge boundaries and push limits
Push limits of antiquated laws

Come dissidents, come restless

Seize the day and the next

Next stop, world domination

Bwahahahahah...my sinister laugh

Open letter to President Benigno Simeon C. Aquino III


Once enacted into law, the FOI Act will become the cornerstone of your administration's adherence to accountability, transparency and good governance. It will immortalize your leadership, sir.
Dear Mr. President:
Let me start off by saying that a well-informed electorate forms the better part of a genuinely democratic country. As journalists, our role in this supposed democratic society is quite well-defined. We are the fourth estate—our mandate is to inform and educate the electorate so that the latter can arrive at intelligent decisions.
I have it on good authority—actually he's one of your cabinet members—that you are inclined to let the Freedom of Information Act "die a natural death" in the 15th Congress.
Fear, ignorance and muzzling of the inherent right of every person to access public information has no place in a society you have declared, again and again, a free market of ideas.
Contrary to what your advisers are telling you, the call for the passage of the Freedom of Information Act (FOI) is not only a demand of the media sector. This law will actually put into practice your campaign slogan, “Matuwid na daan.”
Once enacted into law, the FOI Act will become the cornerstone of your administration's adherence to accountability, transparency and good governance. It will immortalize your leadership, sir.
The access to public information is not only the concern of media but of the general public. It is our right to know how the people we elected into offices spend our taxes as well as policies and decisions that affect our everyday lives.
Honestly, Mr. President, I was disappointed, to say the least, when you signed into law the Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012 (RA 10175) instead of the Freedom of Information Act, that has been gathering dust since the 14th Congress.
I have faith that you will be the kind of leader what my hero--your father, Senator Benigno Aquino--would have wanted you to be.
I respectfully request you, Mr. President sir, to prioritize the enactment of the Freedom of Information and while you're at it, aggressively move to repeal the Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012.
I believe you can still be the better man.
I respectfully remain.
Most sincerely yours,
Cong B. Corrales
One of your "bosses"

Of bloggers and awkward sexual tensions



LIKE whiplash, everything seemed to moved at least a millisecond faster when you are having a great time. Met with some really interesting and bubbly people.
At first, I sort of dreaded the thought of meeting bloggers. Well, maybe dread is too much of a word to described what I felt that time but as I am writing this post I'm already ETC (End of Thinking Capacity). I don't know but bloggers intimidate me. Maybe it's because I don't know squat about these people. These people, I supposed, are active and veteran netizens.
This medium is new to me, you see.
However, because of the 13 bumbling Senators and the equally bumbling President who passed the Cybercrime Prevention Act of 2012 (RA 10175), I felt compelled to reach out to these people if only to rally as much local dissent we can muster to call for the repeal of this law.
With nervous energy, I went and met them.
Much to my chagrin, I was so wrong. I enjoyed meeting and knowing their acquaintance. And so we chewed the fat and that's that.
Oh, about the "awkward sexual tensions" bit. I just put that in the title so you would read the entire post. Well, I got you to read my mumblings right? d^_^\m/